Of course, this rosy-toned pachyderm is *so* cute that the author hopes you will not hold his inillustrious conception against him, and will cross your fingers, pray, and/or do an interpretive dance for his survival under the hot african sun, which, experts caution, may lead to blindness and skin problems for the calf.
The next pink animal to grace our fair page is this charming little pink elephant. Scientists say that he is probably an albino, but the discerning readers of BV (all several of you. ahem.) will likely join the author in her suspicion that his coloring is a direct result of the night of debauchery that concieved him.
We’re behind you, little pink elephant. And we will likely see you tonight after a tipple or two.