The Sphynx, also known as the Canadian hairless cat, has skin the texture of Chamois leather, often covered with “peach fuzz, which displays the markings that the fur would have (were there any). Hairless cats, while follicularly challenged, come in all manner of feline variations (solid, point, van, tabby, tortie, etc). Without the barrier of an insulating coat, the hairless cat’s velvety skin feels warm to the touch.
Known for their extroverted behavior, hairless cats are highly energetic and intelligent. Like all cats, hairless cats are guilty of near-fatal curiosity, but make up for their hijinks by demonstrating unparalleled affection for their people.
Indeed, ladies, the next time something warm and hairless rubs up against your leg under the covers, you might want to think twice before hurling the alarm clock at the head of your amorous mate: because the sphynx has no hair to keep it warm, it can often be found cuddling up against its owners under the covers.
Finally, the author of BV would like to subit that despite an arguably creepy adult appearance, hairless kittens are, to use the technical term, pretty goddamn cute.